Last night I attended a party at my friend Zoe's teeny-tiny adorable Silver Lake cottage on a hill, which comfortably holds a maximum of maybe fifteen people, if all the rooms are utilized. (Note: this word will be discussed at greater length; read on...) By midnight it was so crowded one had to snake one's way through the guests, sort of like modern improv Twister. At one point I found myself thrust into the middle of a conversation between four or five people, including Damian, the fine, fancy lad in this picture (who was there with his equally irresistible girlfriend, so settle down everyone).Damian was a bit of a cunning linguist (sorry, I just had to), and he was talking about the annoying redundancy of certain words. He was particularly stuck on the utter uselessness of the word utilize, which he insisted was merely a more officious (his word, though I kept hearing efficious, which is not a word at all) way to say "use." "There is no time when the word use will not suffice," he insisted. I disagreed, asserting that there is a subtle difference between the two. "Trust me, I've researched this one," he said. Dictionary freak that I am, I climbed over a few people to try to locate one on the shelves, but I didn't think an Italian phrase book would help me prove my point. So that topic pretty much fell flat, and I was left to admire Damian's charmingly mismatched sartorial joie de vivre (last night's outfit was a cacophony of plaids and stripes in shades of blue and green), cursing the fact that I'd forgotten my camera. But then I heard him say (since he was still standing about a foot away from me), "Yeah, we're called OK Go."
Bingo! So he's google-able (second only to the dictionary in its, um, utilizability). I'd just heard the Chicago band's song, "A Million Ways," on Jonesy's Jukebox, and its Elvis Costello-fronts-Gang of Four groove is pretty infectious. And the one-camera video is even better; whoever choreographed this cheesy backyard disco line dance has a long career ahead of them. Kudos to the boys for (almost) keeping a straight face the whole time.
Damian, this is for you, straight outta the good book:
Usage Note: A number of critics have remarked that utilize is an unnecessary substitute for use. It is true that many occurrences of utilize could be replaced by use with no loss to anything but pretentiousness, for example, in sentences such as They utilized questionable methods in their analysis or We hope that many commuters will continue to utilize mass transit after the bridge has reopened. But utilize can mean “to find a profitable or practical use for.” Thus the sentence The teachers were unable to use the new computers might mean only that the teachers were unable to operate the computers, whereas The teachers were unable to utilize the new computers suggests that the teachers could not find ways to employ the computers in instruction.
posted by Steffie Nelson
Steffie,
Thanks for the clarification. This is certainly the best defense for the irksome 'utilize' that I've ever seen. It does sort of suggest that the word may be developing its own meaning, and perhaps one day the bastard child of the self-aggrandizing and their own poor language will grow up to be a solid, honest part of any respectable vocabulary.
For the time being, though, I think even the example you quote shows that 'use' and 'utilize' are functionally the same word. The sentence with the teachers is just an ambiguous statement. Maybe a little bit of the ambiguity can be resolved in the verb choice, but no matter which word you choose, you still need context to clarify. If the sentence preceding the example were 'Our tuition was wasted on our fucking Luddite teachers,' the meaning is nice and clear, regardless of whether you then follow with 'use' or 'utilize'. Similarly, if the sentence after the example were 'The Amish kids just looked at their mentors with terror in their eyes,' the inherent vagary of the example vanishes, whether you use 'utilize,' or you utilize 'use.'
In any case, I'm not as much of a prig as I sounded at the party, or in the last paragraph. I love new words, and applaud the inexorable march of language into the future. I'm quite proud, for instance, that a British interviewer recently credited me with coining all three of these adjectives in the space of a half hour: balladiful, superdifficult, and soppy-pants. My point, the other night, was just that I like when new words are born of a desire to say new things, instead of a desire to inject stuffy pretension into one's statements. The guy who invented 'utilize' was clearly an asshole.
Damian
Posted by: Damian | November 29, 2005 at 09:15 PM
soppy-pants, is quiet mabey the best word ive heard this week
i age that utilize is made redundent by use..i dont think ive ever used the world utilize...mabey cause im a simple person
Posted by: Andy | November 30, 2005 at 12:05 PM
damian, you leave the amish out of this... my vocabulary is lacking, so before my visit to dictionary.com i thought you two were discusing how to utilitze (definition 3 b of utility) an office (hey, office and officious have five of the same letters, anyone could of made that mistake... right?!?) well, now that i've used all the existing words in my vocab and embarrassed myself, i shall leave having contributed nothing to the argument...
Posted by: darbie | November 30, 2005 at 12:21 PM
Damian, if your day job doesn't go so well in the future (and I really hope that your day job never fails because that would be a vile day for us all), you should become my English teacher.
So much for my clever comment . . . ha.
Posted by: Jade | November 30, 2005 at 01:36 PM
origin of use:[Middle English usen, from Old French user, from Vulgar Latin usare, frequentative of Latin uti. N., Middle English from Old French us, from Latin usus, from past participle of uti.] (from dictionary.com)
origin of utilize:[French utiliser, from Italian utilizzare, from utile, useful, from Latin utilis, from uti, to use.] (also from dictionary.com)
now, at this period in time, the two terms may indeed be completely synonymous, but utilize came into english through italian for useful as well as the expected french. use only came through french and latin, although the original latin verb is the same in both cases. therefore, unless the italians are particularly pompous, i do not see any reason for hating utilize and liking use. they both came through different origins, it is the same as synonyms from the latin and german roots of english.
also, I would like to point out a note from the entry on use- "Utilize is especially appropriate in the narrower sense of making something profitable or of finding new and practical uses for it: Waterpower was once widely utilized to generate electricity." therefore, i believe utilize has an unbelievably narrower meaning deriving from its italian ancestor meaning useFUL.
however, nowadays all this persnickity-ness is probably all for nothing because the difference is too slight to consider and Damian probably is right, that in today's society having two separate words is useless.
I would also like to point out that if you were writing an essay and used the word use excessively it would probably be useful to have an easy synonym so as not to SOUND redundant, even if you really are.
wow. I too appear to be a language geek. hooray.
-Margaret-et-et-et-et.
Posted by: margaret | November 30, 2005 at 01:55 PM
Damian, as a lyricist, you do REALIZE that you can UTILIZE the pronunciation and syllable count in "utilize" differently than the pronunciation and syllable count of "use?"
I'm a poet and I didn't know it!
HOoKD oN PHoNIkz w0Rckd fer mE! ;D
Posted by: shades of blue | November 30, 2005 at 02:01 PM
I use utilize alot...ha... but only in Physics/Organic chem lab reports when im supposed to sound semi pretenious. Theres a word... semi... for some reason i use that word (actually its only part of a word) alot. As in Joel plasket looks semi like Damian from ok go... not really... just about 35 %.
Posted by: Felster | November 30, 2005 at 02:36 PM
Damian,
I as well am a lover of words. I totally agree with you that the word "utilize" is a crap word. It does sound really stuffy when someone says it and they sound like a newsman.
so good luck in your fight to discontinue the "use"(haha) of "utilize"!
Mikaela
Posted by: Mikaela | November 30, 2005 at 02:52 PM
I believe the word utilize is a valid, seperate, word from use and completely agree with Margaret's arguement. Being a Latin vocabulary nerd, I would just like to add one thing to Margaret's point.
If you actually look at the Latin roots of the two words it may help. Dictionaries tend to not make distinctions between the latin root of the word you are interested in and the latin root of the word that is actually the latin root.
Use's root is indeed uti which mean 'to use' .
Utilize's root is also ultimately traced to uti, but the important thing is the actual latin root of the word utilize is utilis which means 'useful, advantageous, helpful'.
This may seem nitpicky but it's important. In Latin, no matter what ending you were to place on uti, it could never mean exactly the same thing as utilis. You would not use uti when you meant useful and you would not use utilis when you meant use.
Therefore, a word which is derived from utilis and not from uti is not simply another word for 'use' and is still a useful word in it's own right with an entirely different definition.
I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Jessica | November 30, 2005 at 03:23 PM
Yet again I get to blame something on Gutenberg. Modern english did not, unlike other languages, have hundreds and hundreds of years to evolve as a primarily spoken language for the general public and get fine tuned. I mean the printing press pops up and we are locked into spellings and weird grammar rules and silent letters and useless synonyms...
I mean if we didn't have a written record and dictionaries and thesauruses there would be a sort of Darwinian culling of our language and we would not have words like utilize.
Posted by: Megan | November 30, 2005 at 03:41 PM
Margaret, do I remember correctly that you were among the partying debaters? If so, you may remember that the larger topic at hand was that of synonyms, and I kept drunkenly asserting that they don't really exist, except briefly when languages collide, before general use distinguishes them. (Then we got on to the near-synonymns that pop up when people spontaneously shellac their normal words with pomp.) Anyhow, there's no question that I was overstating the case, as I am inclined to do in general (and even more when drunkenly pontificating), but inspired by your diligent research into use/utilize, I went and found the passage from the Steven Pinker book (The Language Instinct, pg 157) that got me started on my rant:
This, of course, says nothing about the use/utilize debate. Regardless of origin, one camp says they connote slightly different actions, the other (mine) says they connote the same action but with a different speaker's tone; in any event, we all agree they aren't perfect synonyms.
But who knew that the LA Weekly Style Council was the hotspot for such ridiculous pedants? Go nerds, go.
Posted by: Damian | November 30, 2005 at 03:53 PM
of course we would probably have words like subliminable
Posted by: Megan | November 30, 2005 at 03:59 PM
Jessica, the printed word hasn't stopped English from growing. The continuing fluidity of language was, in fact, the overarching subject of the drunken discussion which began all of this. How irrational it is: it pains me to no end to see "impact" used as a verb nowadays, even though I love seeing "google" as one.
Posted by: Damian | November 30, 2005 at 04:02 PM
Well, naturally, since "google" is quite possibly one of the best verbs.
Posted by: Brittany | November 30, 2005 at 04:15 PM
Ahem. Fluidity? Perhaps the word most appropriate here, and the one undoubtedly on the tip of your proverbial tongue which you abandoned in your haste to comment, would be mutability.
But I do so commend your noble effort!
(Philologists always give me a tickle in my knickers.)
Posted by: dietpopstar | November 30, 2005 at 04:16 PM
Damian, or any other word lover, knows that English is a living language, words develop/expand/become more adapt at expressing a specific feeling, sentiment or expression. Utilize versus use is just as cumbersome, but perhaps as necessary as the words hostage and captive, or any other combination of similar words that are easily replaced. English is one of the most word-rich languages in the world and there has been some overlap in said developing words. Why bark on someone who chooses one word over another to express the same idea?
Saying that the person who came up with the word utilize was an asshole is nothing short of a scandal for any word lover. You know who really is a prick? The person who came up with the 17th word for snow in the Inuit language, sixteen was just fine… but then someone had to go and mess everything up by adding a 17th word for the same goddamn thing.
What is even more of a problem is the people who have ‘tribulations’ with peoples’ vocabulary use in the first place. Grammar is one thing, but to pick on someone’s poor word choice is just cruel. It’s not their fault that they are subjected to the standards of the American educational system. So, if someone wants to use the word utilize because they don’t know that ‘use’ sounds less ‘assholeish,’ they are obviously a product of the system and should not be made fun of on blogs, Damian.
But then there are the people, who use grandiose words that sound impressive, but most often these words are used just to make other people think the user is erudite. If the SAT word is a better fit for the sentence you are trying to create, then by all means use it. But, Damian, was officious really more effective than bossy? Or are you just trying to demonstrate your own self-worth and importance in the literate community? Was impressing the people at the cocktail party going to make you sleep better at night?
Posted by: Selena-Renee | November 30, 2005 at 04:37 PM
I think I'm the only person who was thinking that I was a complete idiot for not utilizing the word utilize in place of use in all those AP essays I had to write in High School.
So, basically, you can always replace the word utilize with the word use but you can only replace the word use with utilize sometimes. Gah, this sounds like some bizarre IQ question.
BTW, ? and the Mysterians utilized the play on words between the name Question MARK and the symbol Question MARK. But it's of no real importance since they were only one hit wonders with "96 Tears," and the lead singer, ?, is now some insane guy obsessed with aliens.
<3Karleigh
Posted by: karleigh the fabulous | November 30, 2005 at 04:44 PM
you can use "utilize" instead of "use" depending on what form of "use" you're using *hahaha*
From the website Thesaurus.com:
Main Entry: use
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: application
Synonyms: account, adoption, advantage, appliance, applicability, appropriateness, avail, bag, benefit, call, capitalization, cause, convenience, custom, employment, end, exercise, exertion, fitness, good, habit, handling, hang-up, help, helpfulness, kick, mileage, mobilization, necessity, need, object, occasion, operation, point, practice, profit, purpose, reason, relevance, service, serviceability, shot, thing, treatment, usability, usage, usefulness, utility, value, way, wont, worth
Main Entry: use
Part of Speech: verb
Definition: work with
Synonyms: accept, adopt, apply, bestow, capitalize, consume, control, do with, draw on, employ, exercise, exert, exhaust, expend, exploit, govern, handle, make do, make use, make with, manage, manipulate, operate, play on, ply, practice, put forth, regulate, relate, run, run through, spend, utilize, waste, wield, work
so you can substitute "use" with "utilize" when "use" is used in a sentence as a verb.
Posted by: Jessy | November 30, 2005 at 04:44 PM
In defense, I neither condemned the use of any word, nor haughtily used the word "officious" in a blog. I did both while drunk at a party, where I had no idea one of the many people I was offending happened to be a professional blogger. I have weakly defended my pedantic argument here, but I agree, Selena-Renee, that only a real asshole would actually put much stock in any of this... but it is kind of fun to debate.
For the record, I prefer "assholic" to "assholeish"
Posted by: Damian | November 30, 2005 at 05:10 PM
Shades- alot is not a word, it is A LOT- separate. While we're on the topic...
Posted by: liz | November 30, 2005 at 05:11 PM
I have always been fond of the nauseous vs nauseated arguement.
Word usage gripes should be limited to MISUSED words. Take my example above: nauseous vs. nauseated. In most cases, the common person would say that if they felt the sensation that normally precedes vomitting, they would say they were nauseous. This is simply not the correct use of the word. In fact, one would say that they had a nauseous stomach or that they felt nauseated. In this case, one could feel somewhat justified in correcting the person with whom one was conversing simply to request further information. "Did you mean you had a nauseous stomach? That you felt, nauseated?" would be an appropriate question to ask to ascertain the meaning of the other speaker's statement AND to drive home the meaning of the two words being used. In this case, correct word use supercedes pretention. I had this same discussion with my roommate who was an English Literature major at Princeton University and I, a mere drop-out from Drexel University in the Music Industry program, corrected her which would dictate that correct word use does not come directly from ones education, but rather the specific set of conversations, course studies, life experiences, discussions and corrected test papers that would lead one to discover when to use utilize and when to use nauseous.
I cannot fault Damian for trying to use "S.A.T. words" at a cocktail party in Los Angeles; one does need to occupy oneself amongst the vapid, blond plastic people and smog-ledites. Perhaps his behavior looks smug to those who don't EVER try to use their extensive vocabularies to get ahead. Here on the east coast, it's another story. I'm not trying to start an east coast/west coast feud or anything, I'm just saying that I doubt this would have been the topic of a blog written by those writing the Arts and Leisure section of the New York Times.
In the future, let's try to behave as Damian does by adding interesting new words expressing new ideas to our cocktail party conversations. But let's leave our I-know-more-than-you word use discussions at home. It's like John Ondrasik from Five For Fighting once said, "... you've only got 100 years to live."
Posted by: Angela Poe | November 30, 2005 at 05:13 PM
angela: you're a genius. i will treasure the word "smog-ledites" until the day i die. that's fucking brilliant.
and i love that you busted this out: "I doubt this would have been the topic of a blog written by those writing the Arts and Leisure section of the New York Times."
awesome.
selena: good points. one quibble: the whole 17 words for snow thing is a total myth. you don't have to be inuit to intuit that.
karleigh: really? what happened to that dude? is he obsessed with aliens and totally crazy, or obsessed with aliens in a thom yorke kind of way?
Posted by: doris | November 30, 2005 at 05:27 PM
Damian, I agree with you. When people use the word "utilize" or other bigger-word-sounding synonyms, they generally are doing so because the thesaurus on their word processor told them to or so that they sound smarter.
Much like the pricks who invented the word "floccinaucinihilipilification"
Posted by: Amanda | November 30, 2005 at 05:29 PM
in the department of long and absurd words, here's the real name of a welsh town. admittedly, it'a a name, but it's still a pretty impressive word:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
check out the four serial L's...
Posted by: Damian | November 30, 2005 at 05:44 PM
I recall having the same arguement with one of my peers a while back. After completing her college admittance essays, the word "use" no longer existed in her mind. She insisted on using "utilize" to sound more eloquent, when instead she sounded like a verbose ASS.
"Excuse me sir, MAY I UTILIZE THE STAPLER?!?"
please eradicate this ridiculous word from the dictionary and use its more concise three letter counterpart.
Posted by: you're all crazy | November 30, 2005 at 05:45 PM