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May 07, 2009



Larry, perhaps you would like to tell me how your chncaes of getting blown out of the sky by a terrorist on a plane are greater than you being killed in a motor vehicle accident. The truth of the matter is your chncaes are greater of being killing on any highway all across this nation. Hell, your chncaes of being murdered by an illegal immigrant is greater than your chance of being blown to smithereens in the air. You must think that those who want to kill us are really stupid. They murder 3,000 people in a day by flying three planes into buildings and you think that they will try it again. They won't. Just because they belong to a religion that remains in the 7th century doesn't mean that they are stupid and unaware of modern technology. Nidal Hassan did not use a plane, did he. He simply drove on to his home base (after he had been shuffled due to polical correctness) and murdered 13 Americans. 3,000 or 13, it doesn't matter to them. Dead Americans is the goal.For over 7 years, after 9-11, we did not suffer another attack. And until Obama, the Marxist, took over, I was not subjected to sexual molestation by a TSA agent. If checking out a passenger's junk is the only way to keep us safe while flying, then why was that policy not enacted immediately after 9-11.You keep using the fact that millions of people use air travel every day and you claim no one complains about being molested. Yet, there are articles in the press almost every week about how someone is complaining about the enhanced searches. You seem to not be aware of them in your little ivory tower.So tell me, Larry, are you willing to have to get police permission before you drive your car? Because that is the only way the government can protect you from a drunk driver, who will probably be an illegal, by making sure that no drunk is ever driving. Just how much of your liberty are you willing to forfeit?Now, what I am saying is that these enhanced searches, including the touching, moving, etc. of private body parts is directly against my 4th Amendment rights. You also ignore that a number of states are looking at anti-groping laws. But being the Constitutional scholar you are (NOT) perhaps you can tell me how the TSA groping meets Constitutional muster.You are a fool. The federal government, in a society that is as open as our is, cannot protect you from harm. And relinquishing your Constitutional rights because you have bought into the meme that it can by violating your civil rights only makes you a dreamer, not a realist.Reply


I think they dropped the Avatar bit to avoid cofsoniun (and legal battles) with James Cameron's upcoming 3D CGI movie . Notice that they don't even mention the Avatar thing in the narration of the teaser.David check out the animated kids' cartoon, it's pretty awesome.

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