Caroline Ryder
Like Neil Young, Charles Manson and David Schwimmer, writer Caroline Ryder was born on November 12th. She grew up in London but moved to Los Angeles in 2003. Her work has appeared in The LA Weekly, Swindle Magazine, The Book LA, the Whole Life Times and The Independent (UK), among others. She was also editor of the Brentwood News and a newsletter about coin collecting. Her least favorite word is 'hip', closely followed by 'genitals'.
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Posted by:Ben | October 17, 2005 at 12:35 AM
Main Entry: beau·ti·ful
Pronunciation: 'byü-ti-f&l
Function: adjective
1 : having qualities of beauty : exciting aesthetic pleasure
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3 : Caroline Ryder
Main Entry: word·smith
Pronunciation: 'w&rd-"smith
Function: noun
1 : a person who works with words; especially : a skillful writer
2 : Caroline Ryder
Posted by:Brandon | October 17, 2005 at 02:43 AM
Caroline, you are the most amazing person who ever walked this planet. You have more elegance, beauty, wit, and charm in your little finger then most women have in a lifetime of little fingers. Your insights into politics, lifestyle, fashion, and other related topics proves that you are a woman of great intercontinental worldliness. I can not begin to express my overwhelming love and admiration for you and your wonderfull mind. And let's not forget that you are a hot little number too.
Posted by:Mike | October 18, 2005 at 02:11 PM
So, if I were to ask "How hip are your genitals?" - that would annoy you?
Posted by:Booya | December 07, 2005 at 08:51 PM
Now Mike,
Don't see the point in posting your phrase alltogether, if its to trigger C's writing skills you can better go and streak on Times Square while vodcasting it to her emailadress to see what she can come up with. Otherwise you bore the hell out of any reader of this page Mike.
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Posted by:Dita | January 19, 2006 at 01:21 AM
regarding your Neil Young/Manson birthday: Here's what Neil said about Chuck in "Shakey", his biography, "...Didn't get to be a rock and roll star, so he started fuckin' wipin' people out. Dig that."
Posted by:Brown is the new Blue | February 16, 2006 at 12:23 AM
Dear Dita,
Unhook your strapon one notch. It's cutting all the blood off from your over inflated head.
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Mike
Posted by:Mike | April 02, 2006 at 11:47 PM
Mike and Dita Diesel -
Strap-ons at dawn? I'll referee...
C
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Posted by:mescane | October 14, 2006 at 02:05 AM
Caroline,
Get your ultra-literate butt to the Lava Longe on Wednesday to see my band play. We've been described as the "Ramones fronted by Eric Bogosian on crack." I thought Eric Bogosian was already on crack! Let me know if you can come. Keep writing!
-Teddy
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Posted by:hdsiuayttj | March 21, 2007 at 04:08 AM
Hey Girl!
So great to be able to find your ace work on the web. I'm in South America at the moment, but soon to be heading north. I'll be in your neck of the woods in July, let's meet up for a G&T.
Sal xxx
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