Free face, he calls it. And who would be so generous? Leslie George Kistner III, aka Vampire Lord, is a math tutor with only one tattoo: the usual "Chest-Burning Sigil of Baphomet." And by the way, George has a few terms, so don't think this is just for anybody. Applicants must be local, single, not diseased, and "clean" (if you know what I'm saying).