If you're going to review Dennis Rodman's father's unpublished memoir, you have to spend some time on the slopes of Mt. Pinatubo. That's what Dan Engber did. And this is the incredible result. For starters, who knew that you could be named Philander? Seems appropriate for this guy, with his 28 children, three of whom are also named Philander. That's what happens when you have sex all the time in the shadow of a volcano, which Philander does, as Dan notes, quoting from the book:
The devastating eruption of Mt. Pinatubo on June 15, 1991 didn't stop the girls from giving it up.
And it only gets more entertaining! This story was told at a recent Pop-Up Magazine, to legendary acclaim, and now it can finally be read.