If Steve Elliott was a consultant

This is not the first time I've felt compelled to quote from the Daily Rumpus. But it's probably the funniest: 

Anyway, I was talking to Ben about becoming a consultant. I wouldn't have any slideshows or charts, I would come into your company like a temp. I would figure out how much postage I could steal before you noticed, flirting with the mailroom girl and sending a hundred copies of my unpublished novel all over the country via Fedex. I would find the person who yelled at low level administrative employees and recommend you fire him — that man lacks imagination. I would wonder the halls and look in the drawers and find where the secretaries hid their girl scout cookies. I would write poems, and then I would leave.

 

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[David]

Dear Ramki,I have been watching your upaedts and all the comments on the blog since you started this new website and i never comment coz we have been following ur upaedts for more than 20 YEARS now and we know who u are but when i just read one of the commentS (wich i totally disagree with)i decided to comment loudly and say please forgive them coz they dont know u yet A bad call does not mean to throw away all the very good calls,at the end the final results what matters.To cut it short my dear friend if i did not make money during the past all these years (it is for free until now)you will not find me writing all this comment and wasting my time,Ramki you are the best please keep it up..Good Luck AllCheersZiad

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