And then that makes the news:
Guess it was a slow news day in Ohio. OK, so it actually was a van, which does make the offense worse. The kid's defense: "I was like, 'It was an accident.'" That didn't fly with the driver, or school district, which made it clear that if it happens again, the punishment will be the same. Oh, the Tyranny! As the news copywriter put it: "Now, Christian must fear his flatulence." Under this new regime, he "must be secretive when letting one slip in the school bus."