« Get back on that mini bicycle! | Main | I Know It's Easy Pickins »

Dec 20, 2008

Get Ready For An Audiovisual Assault On Your Mind. And Your Poodle.

[Quick note to new visitors via viral poodle action: Thanks for coming! If you like these poodles and want something just as dramatic but even more awesome, check out my story on This American Life this week!)

---

On to the poodles!

Listen:

And look:

Cindypea Dragon2 Chicken Camel Leonardoodle

Yes, that is a teenage mutant ninja poodle. Get it? I know, I know. Which one? Leonardo, obviously. Duh. I mean. Just look at the color of the mask.

Groomer2groomer

MORE CREATIVE GROOMING!

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.typepad.com/services/trackback/6a00d83451afa369e201053690210b970c

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Get Ready For An Audiovisual Assault On Your Mind. And Your Poodle. :

» Extreme poodle grooming from Majikthise
Extreme doggy modification, via boing boing.We prefer a natural look for Miles.... [Read More]

Comments

By the way....click here and go tell it to Doris Day - a woman who's been fighting for animal rights longer than most of you have been alive.

http://www.seraphicpress.com/images/doris%20day%20poodles-thumb.jpg

Then go visit her and donate so animal victims of REAL abuse can be helped.

http://www.ddal.org/

I have regularly kept my darling Miniature Poodle bright pink since I plucked her poor little neglected butt out of a shelter last year! She likes being dyed as much as she likes a bath (which is not much), but that's all it is, one more step in the bath process.

On a white Poodle, the dye (MADE EXPRESSLY FOR DOGS AND NON-TOXIC) takes less than 2 minutes to take before rinse time. By the time I get from her head to her little powder-puff tail, she's ready to rinse....just like shampoo time.

She ADORES her grooming time as she loves being primped and spoiled with my undivided attention to boot. She also adores every moment of attention she gets from people who stop on the street to bestow compliments, pet her & take pictures.

Perhaps instead you can attack the people who spend NO time on their pets grooming. (novel concept, I know!) I see far too many neglected Poodles that smell of urine & have formed dreadlocks throughout their poor coats.

I can honestly say that my girl is happy, healthy, well adjusted and spoiled rotten with not a single bad habit....she is definitely happy in her natural, if slightly tinted, state with a clip for all seasons and no dress, tutu, bandana, tiara, jacket, scarf, et alii.

For those who think we would "dip" our beloved dogs in "a can of paint" then leave them to dry...in the words of the L.A. Valley: Dude! You're the moron!

This is absolutely disgraceful. Such regal creatures deserve better. Better that the perpetrators be dipped in a can of paint and left to dry. Animals, who rely on us, should be better served and I don't care what other mere morons think.

this is awesome collection
thanks for sharing this post... :)

this is really good post
thanks for sharing....

Niki, they are not photoshopped...and those of you who think this is abuse need to lighten up. People dress their dogs for heaven's sake. Other folk's decorate their house. Poodles are fun to groom, so ease up. No one is hurt, maybe odd, but for them it's a whole lot of fun.

Poodles are groomed from just a few months of age. They grow up being groomed, and often, even if it's just in the puppy clip. Unless the dog shows signs of stress during grooming, and these look like they take quite a lot of time, I don't think it's hurting the animals. As for dignity, I think it's more a matter of bad taste. I have a Standard Poodle...and adore her more than words can say. I'd never do this to her, because I would feel I am making a fool out of her, and she deserves. Would we do this to one of our children? Don't answer that.

This si just plain wierd!!!It's like the book,"Why Paint Cats?" I thought that book was computer generated images until I had read it several times. If this is done for a competetion, with wash-out dyes, and the color is removed and the dog trimmed normally after the photo shoot is over, OK. But i would not take a dog out on the street looking like this.

You do a wonderful job! The poodles look great. What fun for them. Don't listen to the people who bad mouth. Their lives must be unhappy. Live and let live.

That is just revoulting. Poodles are not meant to be dressed up like that you should be ashamed of your selves. I have a poodle and that is defenetly not something you should do to them. They are living ceatures.

these dog owners should be arrested and haul to jails. where is PETA when the dogs need them.

dog has to stand motionless for hours, while the lady fiddles with his hair. Standard clip was bad enough for my poodle, she would be ashamed to be in the street for a couple of days aftewards. and don't tell me - dogs like that- people like that- it seems rather sick people.

Re message :- Do you call letting your children dress up for fun abuse.

THEY ARE NOT CHILDREN THEY ARE DOGS. GET SOME THEREPY!!!

Disgusting, haven't these owners heard of paint and canvas?

Get a life and leave these poor poodles alone

More power to the wild inventors of these "do's". in a hour or two the dog will lose the look anyhow. at least the dogs can see without a mop in front of their eyes. i doubt they care about most of the rest.

My father and I had a standard poodle as my childhood dog. He was the most intelligent and dignified guy you could imagine. We had him in a traditional hunter's clip that we did ourselves.

I think that I just heard his spirit scream in pain as I looked at these pictures.

Spending hours of undivided attention on your dogs, how dare you! Clearly, you've humilated the poor creature! You can tell! ...right after he finishes licking his genitalia in public and eating that turd he buried in the yard (to get rid of the taste, you know), and then washing the whole thing down with a nice cool drink from the toilet.

But seriously, I need to get me a camel poodle (Camoodle? Poomel? Poodamel? Cameloodle?).

The second one from the top looks like a dragon. And so does her dog.

Completely harmless and, as stated by a dozen people, dogs love to be groomed and attended to.

I wouldn't worry about their self esteem. The concept of self-respect is a human one. Dogs (unlike their owners) are not egomaniacs and likely could care less if they look like a flower arrangement or a rottweiler. We should all be so free.

Also, dogs eat their own fecal matter, so, dignity... not so much. I love dogs... but yeah, they do that. This isn't a loss of dignity, in fact, making a dog look like an adorable camel is pretty rad, I whole heartedly approve.

Also, other people who left comments... you are a bunch of Negative Nancys. If you go to the site of the woman who grooms the dogs, she obviously really loves them, seriously, why would she want to harm them in any way? They actually seem to like all the attention. Dogs are pretty amiable, and this lady loves her dogs, so lay off.

You guys are my heroes... I judge prospective dates on whether or not they agree to let me have a camel poodle now. Thank you for this.
:]

Assuming they are using temporary dyes meant for that purpose it is definitely not abuse. I have watched them prepping and designing and the finished product at contests during some of the grooming expos. The dogs definitely love the attention!

Dogs love to be the center of attention!!!!!!!!!!

It is definately not photo shopped it takes a lot of work and the dogs love it actually! This lady loves her dog for sure to spend hours working on her and messageing as the dog is being groomed! Do you like gettin your hair done or a message? The dye is harmless to the eyes it is organic and will not do anything! Please really check your facts before you say it is abuse! Anybody wanting to spend this much time with there dogs have to really love them!

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Readings

  • Panda PowerPoint!
    I guess I don't mind being "the entertainment" when it's at Mark Allen's second annual Holiday Fry-B-Que. Presented: preliminary findings from my ongoing research into the most charismatic megafauna of all: Giant Pandas.
  • McSweeny's Presents: The World, Explained | Dec 9, 2006
    For those who missed it, there will be more. World, Explained is going strong! Money was raised, laughs were had, and for those paying attention, small amounts of useful information about things like the aurora borealis were transmitted. Plus: Michael Cera = lovably funny. And Nick Diamonds' renditions of Dumb Dog and Hanging Tough are still in my head. As is that horribly catchy Fresh Step jam.
  • Jest Fest at Skylight Books
    Somehow I wound up hosting the 10th anniversary jubilee for Infinite Jest at Skylight Books. Because who doesn't love a jubilee, right? Despite being delirious with Hepatitis A (that's the mild, non-lethal kind; I'm not at risk for Hep B since I always go the needle share and choose clean-looking prostitutes), I managed to not mis-pronounce anyone's name and make an erudite joke and poke gentle fun at Michael Silverblatt.
  • McSweeny's Presents: The World, Explained | June 10, 2006
    Number Three! Last one was sold out so we moved to a slightly larger theater. Andy Richter hosted, and his opening exegesis of CSI: Miami warmed the people up right. Evany Thomas presented her very scientific findings on the Secret Language of Sleep; Starlee Kine bared her neuroses to the world (or at least the 300 people in the audience); Josh Davis showed video of his 135-lb self sumo wrestling a 550-lb opera singer from San Bernardino; and Davy Rothbart closed it out with some Found Magazine magic. Grant Lee Phillips, Sam Shelton and Zooey Deschanel provided the music punctuation! I can still hear their rendition of We Are the Champions.
  • McSweeny's Presents: The World, Explained | Feb 11, 2006
    The second in our series of precision comedy and fact-based entertainment extravaganzas benefiting 826LA. Patton Oswalt was kind enough to host, and Jon Brion joined in on the piano and guitar as thematic accompaniment. Presenters included: David Rees, Michael Colton, John Hodgman (along with his hirsuit troubadour, Jonathan Coulton), and me. Plus: a fashion show of exciting multi-user garmentry.
  • Little Gray Book Lecture at Galapagos
    How to Observe President's Day. Jonathan Coulton's technical wizardry has made this entire show available online. The summary from PRX: Sarah Vowell, John Hodgman and Joshuah Bearman on Presidents' Day, along with a fifteen-piece marching band and a new song about all forty-three presidents. My contribution? Yes, from Yeti Researcher. Again. Actually that was the first one. So I have only five stories!
  • Little Gray Book Lecture 25 at Galapagos
    The Animals: Are They Our Enemies? In the case of my presentation about the giant gerbils of Xinjiang, the answer is yes.
  • July 25: TJ to LA -- A Night McSweeney's Readings
    I was honored to be part of a strange triptych along with Salvador Plascencia and Josh Kun. Sponsored, somehow, by La Ciudad magazine, we all packed into Beyond Baroque with no air conditions. 150 people showed at 7 o'clock on a Friday evening, which we took as a good sign of something. Sal held up and anxiously discussed drawings from his novel, Josh delivered an essay on the Dr. Moreau of Tijuana, and my shtick (again) was Pac Man and metaphysics, this time with fun slides.
  • October 8th: Skylight Books w/Stephen Elliott
    Fun times were had by all. Someone in the audience actually mistook me for an expert on the psychology human character. We ate shrimp cocktail and drank cheap wine and laughed at Bush and celebrated the certainty of right besting wrong in American democracy. A lot of good that did.
  • October 9th: MoveOn Fundraiser in Los Angeles
    See above.

Articles in Print

  • The Fearless Personal Inventory
    Mortified -- the funniest public ritual of personal intimacy to mark the rise of confessional reality.
  • The Zombie Zeitgeist
    A full scale movement is on the lurch. But why the best zombie movie ever made a video game?
  • Believer interview with Mark Allen
    Digital artist and awesome gallerist Mark Allen talks about Tekken Torture Tournament and other projects where people were wired to machines and did strange things in public.
  • Believer interview with Marjane Satrapi
    Enlightening Q & A with the Persian cartoonist, memoirist, quick conversationalist in which she declares: “THE WORLD IS NOT ABOUT BATMAN AND ROBIN FIGHTING THE JOKER; THINGS ARE MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT.”
  • ¡Viva Border Volleyball!
    Two on two on a toxic and geopolitically divided beach. (Nifty pictures and video available!)
  • Yeti Researcher
    Yet another 100-page issue of the world's top academic journal devoted scholarship about the Yeti, Bigfoot, Sasqatch, and other mystery primates worldwide. For researchers and lay audiences alike, the latest YR features a history of Sasquatch sightings in southern California, an update on the wily orang pendek of Sumatra, and a new look into Teddy Roosevelt's obsession with bagging a Bigfoot. As Editor-in-Chief, I promise you won't be disappointed.
  • The Jacuzzi Apocalypse
    Notes from Y2K. With some humor, and a nifty drawing by Carson Mell.
  • Monkey Love
    My contribution to the vast cultural conversation on King Kong and the viability of simian-human romance
  • Man's Best Friend
    Nintendogs puts existentialism in the palm of your hand
  • Digital Trim
    Hillary Clinton likes her coffee cold

Your email address:


Powered by FeedBlitz

Newsvine pandas News

Stats


  • eXTReMe Tracker