A New Yorker cartoon

Before I realized that what I did would never appear in a mainstream magazine or newspaper, I used to submit my crap continuously to The New Yorker.  When they never responded to any of my submissions, I finally sent them a cartoon specifically designed to reflect what I came to recognize as  the unspoken mission statement of the magazine.  It's twelve years later and I still haven't heard from them.

Comments

[Mick]

Holy shit.

[M.J.]

HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it's funny because it's so TRUE

we are nothing like the lousy goddamn niggers. I'd so much rather be a pompus, bloated, arrogant asshole.